I feel like Columbus doesn’t really have a great catch phrase, like “I Love New York” or “The Windy City” or “Cleveland: At Least It’s Not Detroit”. I would like to purpose a few ideas of my own.
Columbus: Come for the clouds, stay for the rain!
Columbus: Experience all four seasons in a day!
Columbus: Our highways are America’s greatest obstacle course!
Columbus: Where two inches of snow is a level-4 emergency!
Columbus: The Football of It All.
Columbus: Everything is Buckeyes and Nothing Hurt.
Columbus: Where Sunshine Goes to Die.
Columbus: What’s a parking garage?
Columbus: America’s Gayest City. Almost.
Columbus: No, we can’t get you Urban Meyer’s number.
Columbus: Six hours from where you want to be.
Columbus: America’s Retail Guinea Pig.
Columbus: Come for the fun, stay because you’re stuck in traffic.
Columbus: Where No One Really Cares About Pro Sports.
Some of these are painfully accurate
